Clam-Bake

Performing oral sex on a woman while smoking a joint.

My favorite position lately has been the clam-bake.

by 12 inch cord February 4, 2021

Clam artist

Someone who utilizes their female genitalia (vagina) to take advantage of someone for money or person gain.

Kasey told us she lost the money for the Weeknd tickets to a Facebook hacker, but we all know she's the real clam artist.

by PapoCrapo April 1, 2021

Clam lo mein

When a girls clam is hidden by an abundance of pubic hair, resembling a bowl of lo mein noodles.

Yea she's hot, but damn that thing is hairy. Some serious clam lo mein.

by Freshboi May 17, 2021

Clam stamp

It's the girl version of T-bag. A girl is up above the face of someone else & she would dip down and rub her vagina across their forehead then leave a snail trail.

"If you don't shut your mouth, I'll shut it with my vagina" ... clam stamp.

by Clam stampin May 20, 2021

Clam Smasher

The female equivalent for the term “jerkoff”. Jerkoff is defined as someone undesirable who is loud, belligerent, and uncool with disregard for others personal enjoyment.

Samantha has been such a clam smasher lately! She’s been obnoxious all night.

by LJ14000 June 26, 2021

Clam Slam

The female version of teabagging in which the vagina is forcefully slammed down on one's face, usually to establish dominance.

Do you remember the time Kristi clam slammed her brother on her dads living room floor?

by TrueStory0418 September 26, 2021

Clam Bake

The female version of a circle jerk, i.e. A group of women masturbating together

Those girls are getting together for a clam bake!

by The love dickter October 10, 2021