Clarence

the voice in your head in the game Penumbra: Black Plague. He is the biggest dick ever, therefore, this is the greatest insult you could ever use.

Person 1: This hallway I just came through looks safe...

*walks towards hallway*

*dog comes out of nowhere, charging at you*

*dog disappears*

Person 2: Hahahaha, I fucked with your mind. Hahahaha.

Person 1: Way to be a Clarence...

by Spenziix July 18, 2009

Clairetastic

An adjective meaning to be perfect in every way, never be wrong, and the coolest of all cools.

You are clairetastic!

by Gilbert Utoin January 18, 2011

clare'd

when you texting with home girl back and forth then she disappears on yo ass

"so is she gonna pick that up from the store?"

"dunno. got clare'd"

by teejaywhy November 4, 2016

Clare

absolute bitches who have no remorse
also socially awkward

someone: “omg Clare speak up”
clare: “no”

by windows.ww December 26, 2021

Diss-claimer

An act of forewarning someone that you are about to insult them, right before you actually do insult them.

For ex: I don`t mean to be rude (the diss-claimer)
Don`t take this the wrong way (the diss-claimer)

Yo, I`m gonna just throw out a Diss-claimer right now, so don`t take this the wrong way, but damn are you ugly!

by Funkyzeit November 15, 2006

Clarence

A cute boy that likes girls and boys and will date them both based off if he likes them

Clarence is so hot and he loves you for how you are

by Dark death 6969 November 4, 2018

Claireapillar

A ''right good'' northern lass. Also known as Clairebear, Clefairy, The Bear and variations thereof. When you first encounter the Claireapillar you'll think she's so sweet that butter wouldn't melt- As you get to know her however, you'll get a spicey aftertaste to compliment her honeyed personality. Because the Claireapilllar is such a kind hearted soul, when she turns the spice on you it's very unexpected and can have devastating effects. In fact, her wit and scathing insults have, on several occasions, left her opposers begging for a second chance. She associates herself with only the best people such as Lovebullets, Jinxieminx, Phlyarologist, Cherrybobbins and Ccosmonaut. The Claireapillar is also found playing many an online game should her connection allow it, and spends majority of her spare time with Tunderchiken- the Robin to her Batman.

Lovebullets; Man, what happened there?

Jinxieminx; Claireapillar just flipped and tore up that whores argument...

Lovebullets; Didn't expect that at all... .-.

by Jinxieminx November 27, 2011