Chair man

A Chair man likes to be sat on. He also has an 11-inch penis that goes inside you when you sit on him.
He likes to have children on him and is the father of 105 babies.

The Chair man wants you to sit on him.
Stop acting like the Chair man.

by MoeyFan1 November 23, 2022

Lord of Chairs

Andrew Nelson

Almost no resistance, for I am Lord of Chairs

by SLB2 November 20, 2010

spinny-chaired

Another word for drunk

Im feeling spinny-chaired.

by KitZoom February 8, 2021

Tables and chairs

When something happens in life and you feel you’ve seen how the cookie crumbles.

You wake up and smell the cheese and think. “It’s all just tables and chairs out here”

Everyone has (or will) experience a time in their life that will make them think or feel this expression. You cannot change fate. That’s just tables and chairs.

“It’s all just tables and chairs man”

“You never know what it’s gonna be until it’s tables and chairs”

by Bumbatingrumbaclart June 9, 2025

gaming chair

something that instantly makes you a better gamer if it's really expensive

this kid has to have a good gaming chair

by big_al's_bf June 16, 2022

Origami Timeout Chair

When you tuck a single mom's legs behind her own shoulders and fuck her while she's seated in a "timeout chair" until she utters nothing but gibberish for 5 minutes straight.

I gave that MILF I met at the bar last night the “origami timeout chair” after we went back to her place… Left her talking like she needed a short bus.

by Vermont Department of Health March 19, 2025

colin the chair

Also known as “Cholin the cair”. He is an animate chair named Colin. He walks and it talks. He is the president of a country named Chorlin. It enjoys being sat on.

I'm not Colin the chair, but I want to be like him.

by Colin the chair January 3, 2024