boyfriend chair

A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.

You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."

by Dagrooms October 7, 2016

Chair Porn

Chair Porn
watching your partner being fucked by another person while you're sat on the cuck chair
(hence why its called chair porn)

"hey did you hear that Charlie took part in some chair porn the other night?"

"yeah man that was funny as fuck, he was right in the splash zone too so you could imagine the cleanup after"

by Joe144p November 18, 2025

Red chair

A chair that is the color red

Hey let me masterbate in that red chair

by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021

that one chair at 3AM

literally the scariest thing in existence, god himself fears it

oh my god its that one chair at 3AM im fucked
*dies of death*

by i have ligma pls help June 2, 2022

Simmering Chair

A specially selected seating device (usually a chair) upon which the process of clothes simmering occurs.

Jack was clothes simmering his new golf shirt on his simmering chair.

by TaPaul0100 June 15, 2025

Manou chair

Has a VERY small dick, and does the sexy Chewbacca all the time with his dad.

He’s a Manou Chair

by J’aime les fesses March 17, 2019

Chair in a cup

after a god named Kyle blessed the world with the words "Chair in a cup" the world has never been the same. These words mean a cult of powerful, prideful, incredible, unstable idiots that will take over the world

Boy 1 "Hey man how are you doing?"
Boy2 "Great man, hey Boy3 how are you?"
Boy3 "Chair in a cup"
Boy1 and Boy2 "NOOOOOOOOO"

by anonymous August 4, 2022