california slippers

Knee pads for guys preforming oral sex

If your heading to Sanfransico you better bring your California slippers

by California Slippers December 30, 2016

California Waffle

When you shit in your roommates laptop and close it.

I just took a California waffle in Jakes MacBook, he's gonna be so pissed!

by Spagghetron April 1, 2017

Califlower

Weed from California

"Hey you got the weed"

"Yeah I got the califlower straight from the bear state"

by Himason9 April 10, 2017

calistos

The method of playing any fantasy sports game whereby you are not allowed to make any substitutions.

I played Gav fantasy Indian Soccer League calistos style and won a bunny chow.

by Adam Jakes July 2, 2018

Californian clown car

Basically an orgy in a small car on a bumpy road going exactly 32.5mph(52.3kph)

"dude we should organize a Californian clown car"
"Naw we don't know enough girls, it'd be pretty gay"

by @werd_the_weirdo July 31, 2018

Caliwampus

When something goes upside down or wrong side up. When something goes completely wrong.

The pickup slide over the hill and went caliwampus.

by Makinbacon1987 September 19, 2019

Calizay

He is very stubborn and likes to stand up for his talents. He is nice most of the time and gets annoyed very easily. He is a little bossy but is a great human being and a nice friend.

Calizay is awesome 👏

by Itsmeshore November 4, 2019