A being from the Animalia kingdom that comes in many shapes and sizes. Some are Persian cats, and some crawl up from the depths of hell. Many are sassy and typically can live for a long time if in the right environment. If you find a demon cat on the side of the road DO NOT TOUCH OR APPROACH SAID BEING. Many cats meow in a way similar to babies to make humans more likely to give them what they want. Humans have evolved to love cats and can not resist even the demonic ones.
Person 1: Would you like to get a cat from the shelter?
Person 2: No I want all the cats in the shelter.
Person 2: No I want all the cats in the shelter.
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The cat is the ultimate weapon of your household. They will eat the dangerous goldfish, fight off lasers, makes sure you spend your money wisely (on cat toys and food) and will scare off you night-intruders with their scary glowing eyes.
The cat is the ultimate weapon of your household. They will eat the dangerous goldfish, fight off lasers, makes sure you spend your money wisely (on cat toys and food) and will scare off you night-intruders with their scary glowing eyes.
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A creature that sleeps in the weirdest ways possible, will ruin everything you own, and being you a dead mouse as an offering, yet we still love them anyway
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Person 1- yesterday my cat had 3 am zoomies .
Person 2- whats zoomies?
Person 1- its when a cat turns crazy, like your mum.
Person 2- whats zoomies?
Person 1- its when a cat turns crazy, like your mum.
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