Butt Clog

When you a have a wad of hair in your butt crack without any explanation

Person 1: Damn I just pulled a wad of hair out of my ass

Person 2: oh no you have a butt clog
Person 1: I wonder why...

by aleelee22 June 20, 2015

Butt feels

Butt feels is the feeling you get after an intense mountain bike ride. Always the day after.

"We did a 10 mile loop on Saturday, I've still got the butt feels when I try to sit down."

by Dumbassquestions September 8, 2015

butt phlegm

When you're going to have diarrhea and you're trying to poop but nothing comes out and you wipe anyways and it 's just that slime on the toilet paper.

I've had diarrhea all day and now when I try to poop all I have is butt phlegm

by ButtFuckingBillionaires August 6, 2016

butt strip

Term used when waxing to describe the wax applied around your anus during a Brazilian wax.

Please spread your cheeks, I'm going to do your butt strip now.

by PeaTram June 19, 2016

Butt weld

The act of ejaculating in your partners ass crack, and giving the cheeks an almighty clap together to seal the deal.

"Having a dirty one with the missus and the full time celebrations may have got out of hand when I went and gave her the butt weld."

by Only gone and done it May 31, 2016

Butt Cheddar

A crap, roughly yellowish in color thanks to eating too much cereal that is high in whole grains, e.g., Life, Oatmeal Squares or Cracklin' Oat Bran.

A thick, runny shit in the color of low grade cheddar, usually from eating too much breaded chicken with sauces.

"I just left some high quality butt cheddar in the toilet, you've been warned"

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

Butt finessin'

The act of playing or scratching a girl's butt when you're completely boinked (drunk)

Where were you last night?
I was hanging with this girl at her dorm.
Oh, the xanny nanny on the first floor?

Yeah I ended up doing some butt finessin'!

by Zootyscooty August 20, 2016