blind booty call

where you have a date to go fuck someone but you don't know who it is. usually ones friends make the date but don't tell you who it is.

John's got a blind booty call.

by Deep blue 2012 October 5, 2009

Reverse Blind Tea Bag

The reverse of the Blind Tea Bag. (Left eye, left nut)

When someone is falling asleep early at a party, another member of the party will then open the RIGHT eye and put the RIGHT nut on it.

Billy: I think I should get some sleep.
Phillip: Awe, Billy. I swear to god, this time we'll REVERSE blind tea bag you.
Billy: NOT MY RIGHT EYE.

by Teenie Bear July 4, 2009

blind rabbi

A yiddish holy figure who regularly messes up holy circumcisions. I would feel sorry for the poor victim, but hey, he's a jew!

Rabbi: And I'll just make an incision....oiiiy! And I think thats about done...

Baby: *cry*

Mother: You dirty jewish fool! You neutured my only son!

by THe Holy Nazi March 1, 2005

The blind fury

Right after a girl is done going down on you, you quickly blow your load in her eyes while ripping ass in her face.

Man, that bitch pissed billy off, so he decided to giver her the old blind fury.

by Chow-yung-phat January 22, 2003

beer googles blind

A phrase that was used in Eminems new song "Just lose it". It means that you are drunk and everything looks pretty

See also beer goggles

"Dre, HA HA HA BEER GOGGLES BLIND! I'm just trying to unwind!"

by anapplemacphreak November 13, 2004

Bindiya

A hairy monster.

That is Bindiya!

by angryang November 22, 2010

bindlestiff

A Massive Wang Rod. Can be remedied through tucking into brief elastics.

I woke up this morning and I had a massive bindlestiff.

by SurfGMAN November 10, 2008