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Bearded Bitch

When a man has a va-jay-jay. Or is just so camp he may as well play for the other team, often has to be careful what photos go on facebook, however under the influence has no control over his sexual desires and pounces on his male friends in various forms of disguise and clever drunken tactics.

Such as 'play fighting', 'play wrestling', 'gay chicken', 'football tackles', 'pile ons'

Dude is desperate for man on man contact and can often be seen with a pink drink and of course a beard to try and pull back a bit of macho man madness. May have an token interest in some sort of 'man' sport, quite often straight much to the surprise of everyone else.
‎*Blonde woman plays piñata with a bearded bitch*

Alex Buckenham

Bruce Forsyth
by AbzzMaxx June 21, 2011
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bitch slap

To open handedley slap someone. Denote disrespect for the person being bitch slapped as they are not worthy of a man sized punch. Suggests the slap was met with little resistance and much whining
Kieth owed me that $20 for weeks and I had to bitch slap the M.F. to get it back.
by Ken November 29, 2002
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Stupid Bitch

by THE SELF August 8, 2008
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Stupid Bitch

A stupid bitch is a person who makes retarded remarks and does not think before they speak. A stupid bitch usually does not know the difference between pacific and specific. Only a stupid bitch will leave you wondering about their intelligence and leaving you with a "bitch are you serious" face on.
Stupid bitch: "My favorite ocean is the specific ocean."
Me: *boi hand gesture* "Stupid bitch."
by Zayster November 14, 2018
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Pig Muffin Bitch

A Pig Muffin Bitch is a woman who has pink undertoned skin, is very fat, and lives in a trailer park. This term is used in the South of the US.
Allie: Howdy y'all! We gotta get dem darn illegals outta here yna?

Kayla: lol what a pig muffin bitch
by BlackQueenReppin December 26, 2010
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lazy ass bitch

Woman or girl pretending to be a woman who does nothing but sit on her fat ass and fusses, cusses,whines and complaines about everything and everyone while others do all the work. One who makes a mess and sits around while others have to clean up bet mess.
The Lazy Ass Bitch you call a girl friend left her dirty clothes and trash all over the house. Then that lazy ass bitch sat on her fat ass and refused to help clean any of it up. She has whined and Complained all day.
by Mud slinger March 5, 2016
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Dumb bitch

Bitch who is irrelevant to a subject. Thinks she's better than everyone else, but she's actually just irrelevant and no one cares what she has to say ( may have nothing to do with actual intelligence )
She's just a dumb bitch, who cares what she has to say
by Kcolelog January 10, 2015
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