buttermilk biscuits

When you get caught masturbating by your grandma and she joins in the fun

"Hot damn! I just got buttermilk biscuits!"

by Skoout February 8, 2017

tar biscuit

Turd, feces, crap, shit, log, load, poop.

Having long been constipated, he finally broke loose and clogged my toilet up with an enormous tar biscuit.

by Paul April 19, 2004

Stair Biscuit

The act of farting whilst walking up a set of stairs with one or a group of people walking behind you. The escape velocity of the fart will ensure that the pocket of noxious gas will remain at around head height therefore producing an instant and rather effective dutch oven affect.

You see the look on their faces? I just got them with a stair biscuit!

by DrGibbo January 29, 2010

off the biscuit

saying something that you have just made up in your head (free freestyling)

i wrote none of this sh**
i strictly come off the biscuit
blowin' your district

by joeshabaaz September 6, 2008

Butter Butt Biscuits

Someone with a nice shapely butt, thick and round, nice looking.

Look at the butter butt biscuits on her!!!!

by Heather Banks June 12, 2008

takes the biscuit

Chiefly a British idiom. When something "takes the biscuit" then it has become really bad, annoying or objectionable. Often used when something has worsened. Similar (but not identical) to the US version "that really takes the cake".

I know politicians are a bunch of lying fools, but that Donald Trump really takes the biscuit.

by ProfJF February 19, 2017

Soggy Biscuit

Bukkake porn with a biscuit instead of a woman.

Oh, and in bukkake, the last guy to blow the load usually doesn't eat the woman. Unless it's cannibal bukkake. Who knows, that might even exist.

That must be one hot soggy biscuit.

by Roadside Bam September 9, 2011