beaver shark

one who is attracted to bleeding vaginas.

"Bob is such a beaver shark!"

by steph t. April 6, 2006

beanerd

A nerdy Mexican.

Don't be such a beanerd dude, just take the answers for tomorrow's test!

by master_definer October 17, 2010

beaver bang

A Lesbian sex act where two partners grind their beavers together to stimulate each other's clitoris to orgasm.

My mouth hurts, lets just beaver bang tonight.

by bang that beave November 30, 2010

Beaner Jew

A Beaner Jew is a team killing fucktard on Halo, a friend who interrupts two drunk girls when they are making out because he is such a fucking idiot, or is someone you love to make fun of but keep running out of tasteful names for.
Note: a Beaner Jew can be any color or have any religion.

Jacobs such a fucking Beaner Jew! Can you believe that he told those two hot lesbians at the party last night to close the door because they were "Making to much noise"?

by jlklt1 February 14, 2012

Feral Beaver

Vaginas that used to be tame, loved and well kept that for one reason or another (divorce, inactivity, marriage!, loss of self respect and/or self esteem) have been allowed to revert back to their natural state and overgrown with pubic hair. aka: Feral Monkey

I hooked up with Cindy the other night and she has the biggest Feral Beaver i've ever seen.

You could see Tinas Feral Beaver from across the pool!

by John Wesley February 11, 2008

Big Brown Beaver

A Big Brown Beaver is a woman with a vagina covered in a large amount of pubic hair; This is one of many other terms for a woman with a vagina covered in a large amount of pubic hair. The term "Big Brown Beaver" was popularized by the Primus song titled "Wynona's Big Brown Beaver" off of Primus's fourth studio album "Tales From The Punchbowl".

"Jesus Christ! Taylors got a Big Brown Beaver, didn't really expect her to have that much on her"

by Filthy Ape October 9, 2020

Beakerian

A term to describe an activity undertaken with naive, pensive enthusiasm, only to have it blow up in your face as everyone knew it would.

From the Muppet, "Beaker", faithful, flammable assistant to Dr. Bunsen Honeydew.

A. The Bush administration's handling of the American economy has been shit-screaming clusterfuck.
B. Indeed, Professor. One might almost describe it as fiscally Beakerian.

by jimbles August 16, 2008