Besterestest

When you are WAY better than best, able to leap besterest in a single bound...

Caro Heinz is the besterestest

by El dorko D May 24, 2010

Cake Battered

To successfully intoxicate oneself with alcohol to the point of paralysis. The resulting facial expression and body positioning can only be described as an individual being beaten 1,000 times with a 10lb pasty. Finding an individual upon this state is said to be priceless.

Sunday morning, couldn't ask for more than find myself completely cake battered upon the bathroom floor.

by AFake July 26, 2010

Sucks Battery

When you are using an app or playing a game and it runs your battery down at an alarming rate. Usually on your phone or device with a battery...

Avid gamer: 'Dude, this draw something game is awesome!'

Pessimist: 'Yeah, but it totally sucks battery...'

by Nucking_Futs September 23, 2012

gong-beater

One who beats his own gong
An onanist
Player in a one man band
One known to shake hands with the unemployed
Wanker
Tosser
One known to spank the monkey

You'll go blind, you filthy gong-beater!

by Aaaardvark November 27, 2006

Bitter Peach

Typically referring to a man’s fresh sweaty anus that’s being serviced orally. The mix of sweetness from the sweat and bitterness from the men’s musk from anal glands is called a bitter peach.

I went for a run with Josh yesterday and things got heated between us. Let’s just say I ate a nice ripe, juicy, bitter peach.

by Maktor September 29, 2020

beater

A beta-tester in a video game at which he/she plays unfairly or he/she cheats during the beta test. Most commonly in Sword Art Online.

Guy 1: "Hey how did you get so far on the first day in this game?"
Guy 2: "Because I knew all the shortcuts."
Guy 1: "No way! You can't do that! Your a cheater!"
Guy 2: "It's not cheating if you beta test the game."
Guy 1: "Your a Cheater and a Beta tester? Your a beater!"
Guy 2: "Hell I like that name."

by thenegativedegree July 4, 2014

bitter betty

extreme bitterness given off by someone who has just lost a game of mario party

after losing all of his stars and the lead, Brent became a "bitter betty"

by John Vincent December 27, 2007