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Throwing the burrito

Slang term for doing something that could get you fired.

According to game developer, ex-Blizzard programmer, and cybersecurity professional PirateSoftware (also known as Thor), the phrase was a meme at his office that stemmed from a Blizzard employee sensitivity training video; in it, a male employee who's interested in a female coworker observes his boss hitting on her, and throws a burrito at him in anger.
Employee 1: Hey man, I accidentally shred
Employee 2: Dude, you're seriously throwing the burrito.

Employee 1: Oh fuck, I clicked on a phishing link and now every computer in the IT department is now compromised.
Employee 2: Way to throw the burrito.
by JTBSpartan March 24, 2024
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Bangkok Burrito

A sexual act involving a flesh light filled with diarrhea
I left a surprise Bangkok burrito in his night stand - he’ll never get the smell out of his fleshlight
by anonymous August 31, 2021
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Burrito Of Awesomeness

The best way to fold a burrito... as follows:
1- Fold a small portion of the bottom up, to keep your shit from falling out.
2- Wrap the right end over your delicious burrito fillings (beef, refried beans, cheese, lettuce, etc.) and try to tuck it in under the deliciousness.
3- Take the part you just folded, and roll it to the left to complete your Burrito Of Awesomeness.
4- Eat that shit!
The Burrito Of Awesomeness is the best way to make a Tacho.
by Nikolai103 June 19, 2010
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burrito monster

"A curly-haired IT professional with an insatiable appetite for burritos and dank memes
Who would win? Burrito Monster or 3 Bay City Bombers?
by Orophin_Px2 October 22, 2017
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Burrito-ing

Cuddling in one big Blanket with someone like a big burrito
We should start burrito-ing
by nailicis August 7, 2018
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beaner's burrito

I joined in a beaner's burrito with a bunch of Mexicans in a blanket, and Jose grabbed that tush
by Swaggin_Dragon June 6, 2016
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Burrito Abortion

Taking a dump whilst a female is on her period. Leaving behind a poop amassed with blood resembling one of life’s partisan issues… but brown.
“Sorry it took so long in there, I was passing a burrito abortion.”
by Brayden Moore December 7, 2025
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