Extremely dense and coarse hair around the anus. Individuals with Buff Gruff have difficulty with cleanliness and suffer from dingleberrys.
Jeb was completely turned off when he got a look at his girlfriend's Buff Gruff for the first time. There was enough hair around the oring to knit a posh sweater. So he sent her a waxing.
by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015
Get the Buff Gruff mug.This happens when an individual is eating at a buffet, and hordes of people from (but not limited to) church, school, community groups/organizations, events, etc. arrive via charter bus, forcing others to get out of their seats and stock up on as much food items as they can carry, before the rest is lost to the eternal multitude of hungry, rude, and moody crowds pushing and shoving their way to culinary salvation.
Mother: "Hey kiddo! How was CiCi's with Garry?"
Son: "Ehhh... it sucked ass honestly...buffet raid plundered through the food, so Garry and I hardly got to eat anything. We tried to get up and stock on food, but people started trying to take our seats, so we just left."
Son: "Ehhh... it sucked ass honestly...buffet raid plundered through the food, so Garry and I hardly got to eat anything. We tried to get up and stock on food, but people started trying to take our seats, so we just left."
by IsraelHands09 June 6, 2011
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Get the buffdaddy mug.When you think you're hungrier than you really are and so you eat loads. When you're done eating, you can barely move, you stuffed your face fat ass! Now you're angry! You got the buffet rage!
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Get the Buffet Rage mug.to rise above the rest of the crowd and stop an action even if everyone else around you is doing it. then to continue to be above it by being strong and continuing to not do the action and then encourage others around you to not to the action as well.
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