Bro-lite

Any guy that exhibits Bro "qualities" such as hyper-masculinity, a penchant for cheap beer, and talking about "pussy" constantly. However, unlike the full-fledged Bro, Bro-lites lack muscle mass, usually study majors in math and science, attempt to display the emotionless facade of Bros (who can't comprehend more than what their dick is feeling) but fail, have a lackluster experience with women, and (while they do wear boat shoes) do not wear backwards hats or shutter shades.

Quick definition: a Bro-mobile ran a red light (as usual) and crashed into a well-styled Metro(sexual)bus, and their baby was the Bro-lite.

Displays a penchant for Ralph Lauren polos/sweaters, but not for sports jerseys. Enjoys wearing blazers with khakis and ironic bow ties.

Tom: "Hey that's such a bro over there!"
Dan: "Nah, that's just a Raffi; he's totally Bro-lite, and he goes to NYU!"

Gabe: "Your friend Rick talks like a total Bro, but he studies engineering and has the frame of a teenager."
Chris: "Oh, that's because he is Bro-lite!"

by MegaGabe September 28, 2013

skatt bros

The best band ever. They are more macho then the village people and more versatile than Elton John. If you like mustaches, Cowboys, and prolapsed anuses then you like the skatt bros

I was listening to the skatt bros while I did some some squats and I totally got wood

by sailoandlula January 15, 2014

Derby bro

Similar to a derby wife, but with men. Usually.

He's not my derby wife! Stop calling him my wife! He's my derby bro!

by roxyhorror December 08, 2010

Bro or Sis

Bro or Sis is usually used in chat rooms in Omegle. Its asking if you are female or male.

Are you a bro or sis?

by PukeOnMe October 28, 2015

Crack Bro

A bro who does crack with you, bro.

Dude, I had a great time with my crack bros last night, bro.

by Joseph Broseph November 11, 2018

dragon bro

A very good amazing friend that you'll ever find, the dragon part meaning they are never extinct and the bro is the part for they are close to you like a brother...

He's my dragon bro!

by YaBoiDefine! June 19, 2017

Mash bro

Gone far enough, wants to shank Bowser for thinking it's a trio.

"That's far enough mash bro!"

"I'll shank you, this ain't a trio!

by Уαheց November 10, 2018