chudly blumpkin

something that describes an ugly chud self-foid with a shit fetish.

"Alright FOIDS here's the way of the road:

1: BYOB
2: NO CHUDLY BLUMPKINS ALLOWED!
3: FOIDS PROHIBITED!!"

by pickleFOID3030 October 31, 2025

Blumpkin

when u getting straight teeth on the toilet doing a big fat poo

Halloween is here i pooed my pants

I’m scared of pumpkins but

Man I love blumpkins

by Mladypoopsalot November 4, 2025

Backwards blumpkin

When girl takes a shit and gives her man head!

My man stepped out of the shower to get a backwards blumpkin!!

by Cooki24.7 November 14, 2025

Country Blumpkin

A country blumpkin is when a man is sitting on the tank of the toilet with the lid off, your basic "top shelf" prank. When he is ready to "drop the kids in the pool", if you will, a woman (human) sits on the toilet straddling the tank ALSO " dropping off kids", and giving a blow job to the man on tank.

Last summer we went to the country and learned a new style Blumpkin, Country Blumpkin!

by J. P. Okes November 25, 2025

Blumpkin Bar&Grill

While receiving a blumpkin you bidet your anus and the girl licks the dirty water out of your anus

Oh my god Jessica was so disgusting she gave me a Blumpkin Bar&Grill last night.

by Jbart67 December 21, 2025

Fifi Blucus Blumpkin

A twist on the traditional blumpkin, the user replaces a women with his fifi in order to stimulate himself while shitting, and continuously edges until his balls turn blue. At the end, as he is about to bust, he screams Blucus!! and explodes.

It's been a rough day of spartan training, I think I'll give myself a fifi blucus blumpkin.

by Fragrance Fag January 9, 2026

blumpkin

getting the hawk tuah while taking a dookie

I got a blumpkin from John Pork and George Droid.

by binaryrecord22 January 15, 2025