Shifty Shekel Pebble Bandit

A Shifty Shekel Pebble Bandit is a person with disposable cash and means of hiding their identity who spends their free time pelting homeless people with spare change.

"Hello sir, can you spare a...OUCH!" said the man, whose bad luck and tattered clothes only served to compound the shame of being struck yet again by the local Shifty Shekel Pebble Bandit.

by JoeStentorian November 2, 2023

sticky finger bandit

Brett Favre, i.e. in the particular context of $70 million in federal welfare funds fraudulently going to The Gunslinger, a volleyball complex and a former pro wrestler in a scandal that has rocked Mississippi.

Sticky Finger Bandit example

Aaron Rogers - Now I probably got some help playing behind a guy who played in 300+ straight starts. Because it was never even a question for him. But you can’t say there is the same approach now as there was maybe back then.

Pat McAfee - Stick Finger Bandit is who you’re talking about…

by EasyEsq December 2, 2022

Gender bandit

Having the ability to steal peoples gender and pronouns by simply snapping your fingers

A: hey, where did my gender go?
B: oh, I Just stole it
A: WHAT? HOW DID YOU DO THAT???
B: because I am no mortal. I AM THE ALL MIGHTY GENDER BANDIT!
A: NOOOOO!!!!!

by Othello Von Ryan December 2, 2022

Bandit

Juice WRLD

I don't need no molly to be savage, uh, ayy
But when I'm on the molly, I feel savage
Ayy, my girl the definition of a bad bitch
Stole her heart, I'm the definition of a bandit

by SDA0408 December 9, 2022

only bandits

Usually you’re crew your day ones the homies particularly used as a group chat name.

“Man that’s funny send it to only bandits”

by Jay_r7o2 November 21, 2023

splash some bandits

Splashing bandits
Verb
a word used when getting rid of a robber, member of an armed gang, one who robs travelers on the road

Jack: im gonna go splash some bandits

Jill: dont end up in the grave

by s(he) s(hits) (her)self November 27, 2023

The kissy-faced bandits

Bonnie and Clyde’s, Billy and Stacie’s, this couple will pretend to be you, steal your identity, then switch places with their brother and sister to avoid capture. Like two sets of twins that do nothing but damage to those around them.

Have you heard, the kissy-faced bandits have been to town, protect your sons and daughters against their identity thefting ways. The girl will take your man, and the man will kick him in the face for falling in love with the girl!

by Princecole12 November 27, 2023