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Awkward beaver

When you're in an awkward moment, place 2 fingers over your front two teeth in beaver like fashion. You have averted another awkward situation by creating the AWKWARD BEAVER!

Cousin of the awkward turtle
4 coworkers in kitchen at work:
co-worker 1: What are you putting in those eggs?
co-worker 2: a little salt, a little pepper, maybe some garlic powder.
co-worker 3: In America do people call female genitalia a beaver?
co-workers 1 and 2: **AWKWARD Beaver** um.. maybe I guess

co-worker 4 (CEO): (leaves)
by oulo July 18, 2007
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kevin bacon special award

slapping a girls ass with bacon while having doggy style sex
one time i gave her a kevin bacon special award
by mutterbuttersutter November 16, 2010
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awkward potato

An overused phrased that used to be funny; and even that is stretching it. Mainly used among "Teens" ranging from 10-16 or so.
Person 1- Wow I'm such an awkward potato! LOL
Person 2- Please, that saying got old very fast. If you could kindly find a different phrase and overuse it.
Person 1- Okay! I'll tell everyone about The Fox!
Person 2- *Grunts and gives up*
by Underuse October 5, 2013
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Awkward Turtle

it is a hand motion by putting one hand on top of the other and moving your thumb in a circling motion. used during awkward situations.
Chris and Tina are on a date. Luke walks up.
Luke:"Did you hit that last night?" and points at Tina.
Awkward silence
Tina:"Awkward Turtle!" and does the motion.
by pourky September 26, 2009
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Awkward starfish

A situation where you squeeze another person's thigh (five fingers = starfish), usually under a table.
by weirdancingirl December 26, 2009
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Awkward Boner

When during an awkward silence, a man gets a boner for no apparent reason at all, and it is very uncomfortable.
Doctor: Sir, you have AIDS.
"awkward silence"
Man:...AWKWARD BONER!!!
by Justbeingstupidiguess33 January 21, 2010
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awkward sea turtle

the words and hand motion that replaces the moment of awkward silence between 2 or more people in a conversation.
Bob and I were talking about our shoe sizes...It was so awkward sea turtle!
by Berry Halls October 3, 2007
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