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Awkward Slice

The slice or slices of pizza that's left over after it's been equally divided out.

Can be a awkful nucence if not called. To call the awkward slice simply shout 'awkward slice' before anyone else. As there can be a second or third awkward slice these should be called too, asap.
Fatso 1: Call the awkward slice

Fatso 2: You call what?

Fatso 1: The last slice thats noones.
by Jackkie-92 February 25, 2013
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awesamezy

guy 1 : WOW DUDE LOOK AT THAT GIRL SHES AWSOME
guy 2 : NO SHES CRAZY
guy 3 : guys... she's awesamezy.... DUH.
by eresa-tayones-jay April 14, 2013
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Awefantabulous

A mixture of awesome, fabulous, and fantastic
That girl is awefantabulous
by Shaquiquijeorge June 7, 2013
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Awkward shrub

The new awkward turtle. A moment of cold, unmoving social displeasure.
"I made a tasteless joke about Jews before he told me he was Jewish. It was a real awkward shrub moment."
by Shrubbery August 2, 2013
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awkward buttsex

The moment someone slips into another person's "clown-hole" and they don't actually know about it. So both parties just stay there, neither moving or acting sexually until it gets too awkward when the person's mother walks in offering snacks. In the further case of it leading to the mother joining in, it shall be called "Ye Old Mexican Prayer".
Jimmy: "Oh man, thought I could slip right in without her noticing. Guess not man..."
Harold: "Oh dude, you had 'Awkward Buttsex' didn't you!?"
Jimmy: "Yeah, then her mom walked in and did 'Ye Old Mexican Prayer' on us..."
Harold: "you're gross."
by butt_muncher July 17, 2014
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Awkward Tickler

The drunk bearded friend that attempts to tickle you, but it just feels like being shanked by ten Lincoln Logs.
Oh man, he just finished his 5th beer... put on the body armor, he's armed with his Lincoln logs! Here comes the Awkward Tickler! "GOOCH-ee-goo!"
by George FP January 1, 2014
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awetastic

Something exceptionally wonderful. A combination of Awesome and fantastic.
It would be awetastic to own that prototype Porsche.
by IamwhoIam69 January 6, 2014
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