Alpha Amir

I love having sex with my wife and my wife alone and she enjoys me and she gets so horny and wet when I'm around

I am an alpha amir and I had sex with my wife and she gave me a blowjob and head

by JesusSaves7 March 29, 2026

Dirty Amira

When she clamps her vagina around his dick, and forces a queef up his urethra.

“Yo, I heard he was in the ICU for 6 days after he got a Dirty Amira.”

by Smarmy Phillips, MD November 20, 2025

do an "Amir"

"To con money out of someone, lie or be otherwise dishonest, only to face ritual humiliation on a worldwide scale". History points to a fellow, who sold a non-working laptop to another, after repeated attempts by 'victim' to receive recompense, said victim removes hard-drive from laptop, and posts very (ahem) private information about the ahhh..."victimizer". See entry for "Ownage".
I see Tibetan-Monkhood in some poor souls' future.

"The dude ripped me off so I had to do an "Amir" on 'em"

by Impossibly Old-Dude May 30, 2006

School of Mutual Admiration

University

A - "Oh look at that guy, you can tell from his attitude that he's come from the School of Mutual Admiration"
B - "I thought he went to QUT..."
A - " >_____> "

by xJanexxDoexx April 24, 2011

pulled an amir

The lack of braincells due to his upbringing and hobbies caused him to spout the most flamboyant and incorrect bs. A domer that misses like a stormtrooper has been uttered and everyone is in awe of how he is not an AI

Amir: Steph Curry is mid
Everyone else: Damn you really pulled an amir I guess you really are an AI

by Hypandl November 22, 2021

pto rear admiral

When one holds a reverse cowgirl position over a trailer hitch on the back of tractor and has their friend pull the three point hitch lever to insert the ball rectally.

Ieda dick, pull the lever! Give me the pto rear admiral before i getaway, getaway.

by fuckyouscotty September 20, 2022

happy birthday abir

If ur reading this then today is the greatest day in the world .. cuz on this day my world was born in a form of this sweet lovely adorable creature that eats too much bslamtha inshllah ♥ so happy birthday babygirl ! muah love u "more"

Ali : Happy birthday abir kol 3am wntya taei ♥
Abir : uuuuuuuh ♥ nhebk ged mamcha lkalb hafi xD

by Mr Ani February 18, 2023