aspireunit

a team run by many individuals who tweet on the daily, they have a great management team. Aspire has over 1M supporters across all platforms and has continued to grow everyday!

I Left AspireUnit

by AvoraGGs November 24, 2021

Asphol

A family name that brings fear into their enemies. They where a dangerous cult at one time but turned Christian farmers to torture their neighbors with sheep shit on their lawn. This family is wanted, if you see them kill at sight or pray that they only have scissors and not a chainsaw.

Me and Chris walked past one of the Asphol’s today, I am happy we still got one child left.

by Hangerstick November 25, 2021

Aspen

a mug

don’t do an aspen, don’t be a mug

by zimmer frame November 29, 2021

Aspinall

An overly friendly pal.

Thinks they are everyone’s best mate, when they’re really annoying.

‘Remember that lad from footy? He was a right annoying Aspinall’

by CheeseClip December 6, 2021

aspursions

Negative opinions/statements expressed against a horseman because he wears wagon-wheel-like discs with pointed spokes on his boots.

If you don't want animal-rights activists and humane-treatment advocates to cast aspursions on you whenever they see you on horseback, you should avoid attaching metal rowls to your equestrian footwear.

by QuacksO January 13, 2022

Aspen

A beautiful Asian-American woman who loves to have fun, going out with you, and watch anime with you.

You’re a beautiful Aspen!

by Nigel L January 29, 2022

Aspergers

Actually, unlike a majority of the definitions, Aspergers is not even a diagnosis in the US and will no longer be a diagnosis everywhere else as of January 2021. Aspergers is a neo-nazi man who, at first, thought all children were equal until he became part of a neo-nazi organization. He then found children who are autistic and realized they usually had high IQ and so he sent anyone who wasn't of those children to their death. If they were of high IQ, they went to institutions to work and become the next gen. The neurological disorder is now know as Autism Spectrum disorder (2013 in the DSM 5 and January of 2022 in the ICD-11).

1. Autism Mom- Yeah, my kid has Aspergers

Superior Other- That's not even possible anymore. Keep up.

2. Smartie- You know who Hans Aspergers is?
Smartie 2- You mean the guy who assisted in killing thousands of children and thought so highly of himself you took it upon himself to decide the worth of young children?
Smartie- Yeah, him.

by DogSaysHiDontConntact December 14, 2021