by superduper69whore October 26, 2010
When one individual of the female gender inserts her clitoris into the anus of another female, Jacksawing with her hips until orgasm is achieved for both parties
by whipit, whipit good March 05, 2015
Erika: Did you know that Angela went to Martin's home last night to give him his birthday prensent because he didn't come to work? If his cunty wife was at home... She's must get mad!
Katherin: mmmm... that definitely will bring tail!
Katherin: mmmm... that definitely will bring tail!
by DamianBrennan May 28, 2015
by Mausermania March 11, 2021
What an anxious/impatient youngster would logically want to know in instances when his parent promises a certain action/food/relief/entertainment "in two shakes of a lamb's tail".
Cranky child: "Are we there yet?!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"
by QuacksO July 10, 2024
by S366sxe March 20, 2023
That guy parked in front of our driveway again so I can barely squeeze by. That really Gripes my tail!
by JRBIV January 01, 2022