(noun) Taking a poo on one side of the toilet seat, facing the wall. On a 90 degree angle from the regular pooping position (RPP). Usually in desperation, due to skid marks or pubes on either side of the toilet seat.
"I was forced to use the side door because there was shit stains on the front of the toilet seat."
- Joe-fizzle
- Joe-fizzle
by ly ly and joe-fizzle October 15, 2008
by That one guy no one likes September 03, 2015
The male equivalent of a side hoe.
A guy you're going to pound town with on the side that your boyfriend doesn't know about.
A guy you're going to pound town with on the side that your boyfriend doesn't know about.
by Trapbabe123 July 11, 2017
what happens when you visit YouTube in order to find a specific video but end up watching all kinds of random crap instead
Sorry I'm so late, man! I went to check out that video everyone's been talking about and wound up getting side-tubed for like an hour.
by smart*ss October 01, 2010
Topic: 'Smart phones make us stupid, agree or disagree?'
Girl: Smart phones make us stupid, because we always cheat using the phone.
Boy: There is no proof that smart phones make us stupid though.
Girl: You are using the smart phone and you have already failed the exams. Duh! You have lost the 2 sided debate!
Girl: Smart phones make us stupid, because we always cheat using the phone.
Boy: There is no proof that smart phones make us stupid though.
Girl: You are using the smart phone and you have already failed the exams. Duh! You have lost the 2 sided debate!
by Lisa Pang January 30, 2021
A Side Bitch Stalker is a delusional female, often named Edina, that was unable to wreck a relationship & steal a man. A bitch that came in 2nd place to the woman he wants to spend his life with.
Once the desperate side bitch discovers how irrelevant she is/was & realizes she's been blocked on all his social media accounts, Her (& her mother) then stalk his partner's social media trying to reignite old drama.
Once the desperate side bitch discovers how irrelevant she is/was & realizes she's been blocked on all his social media accounts, Her (& her mother) then stalk his partner's social media trying to reignite old drama.
Side Bitch Stalker stalking still.... Fuck you must me miserable with your lonely life?....
You were irrelevant then, still irrelevant now.
Girl bye!! & tell your Mum I said Hi 😂
You were irrelevant then, still irrelevant now.
Girl bye!! & tell your Mum I said Hi 😂
by M I S S R E V E N G E ! August 07, 2018
yesterday, I was in the store and I saw a woman sittin' there just rocking back and foward, justa hummin'.... she was a bit on the side.
by GA girl February 25, 2006