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thomas robertson

thomas robertson is a disgusting man who hates everyone and begs girls to send nudies, he says a lot online but would never do anything in real life as he is frigid. thomas may say he will rape you and do other disgusting physical things to you but in real life he would do nothing. he speaks with a lisp and wears glasses, he also has lots of acne and no hair on his arms or legs
Molly Greenhill: Look at thomas robertson over there he said he was gonna fuck me but he looks like a nerd
Sam Ravey: He is a nerd oh my geography hahahaha
by taidhg bai September 7, 2021
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Thomas Knight

Small Very Small has a tendincy to hit woman and likes to play soggy biscuits with his brother. Very lonely person and for some reason has great admirable love for DONDA and watches Kim Kardashians sex tape with ray J and pretends its Kanye West to get him off. Has a magnifying glass underneath his bed for u know what.... Also as a side note his mum is sex on wheels.
Hello Thomas Knight why are u watching Kim K sex tape with magnifying glass.
by Rob Stewart 122535353523231 September 19, 2021
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Thomas V

Thomas is a guy with the face and body of a greek god, a rhinopenis, baddiebagger and a milf lover.
Random: «Look at Thomas V over there
Birdie: «omg he is so handsome»
by Papi mayek July 14, 2021
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Alvin Thomas

Some guy who always appears writing cringe captions, ruining perfect videos.
Alvin Thomas @AlvinTh58409271
That is unbelievable.
by Withered Thief August 1, 2021
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Thomas-Gladiator

Someone who runs away from his parental responsibilities. He also has a ton of dingle berries. When you go down on him and you're upside down laying on the bed, be careful not to look up that booty hole, there are tons of toilet paper strips hanging like flags out his bum hole.
Beware the Thomas-Gladiator. He'll try to fool you, but know that underneath those 15 year old true religion flared jeans there is a forest of dingle berries. Ps: don't count on him for any child support.
by ProsperaProserpina84 May 11, 2021
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Thomas Dunn

One small man with a big dream. His hopes, though may look small to an outsider seem really big for a Thomas Dunn. A Thomas Dunn usually has a Mullet and likes to where sunglasses, unfortunate the mullet makes him look like a girl and the glasses have no style, But his friends don't think this maters as he is kind and funny with a good sense on food.

P.S. Girls really don't dig a Thomas Dunn, as gardening is not a UPS, ultra pulling point
Woman 1: Oh, look i wonder who she is.
Woman 2: I don't know, but she has lovely hair, But the sunglasses have no style.
Woman 1: Wait, that's no girl!
Woman 2: Are you sure?
Woman 1: Yes, its a Thomas Dunn!
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Kyle Thomas

kyle thomas has alot of amazing pets. some may say hes so lucky as it seems as though he has a zoo in his house! He’s so grateful for his fans aswell
by kylesbean June 1, 2021
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