cunt taco

Cassey is a cunt taco, who invited her?
by Justin Cooke May 20, 2008
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Taco Jockey

Those fuckin Taco Jockeys come to this country and refuse to learn the English language.
by Maxwell September 28, 2003
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Anal Taco

When there is so much hair in a woman's nether-region that you cannot distinguish between the vagina and asshole.
Not knowing what she wanted, I just slipped it in the ominous anal taco.

It took three Mexican gardeners to trim her anal taco to make her anatomically correct.
by Juan del Pelo June 01, 2009
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Greek Taco

When a woman with longer labia lips rubs them against a guys anus.
I was banging this chick and she had me lay on my back and pull my legs to my chest. She said she was going to make a Greek Taco. She straddled my crotch and then pulled and rubbed her beef curtains all over my asshole making it wet with her pussy juices. She then tried to stick them into my ass with her fingers!!!
by coathangerkid December 28, 2009
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taco blowout

When you're eating a taco and it falls apart because either the soft taco tortilla is too thin, or you made your own taco and put too much in the taco.
This restaurant sucks! This is the 2nd time I got a taco blowout from here.
by pootskiller May 06, 2009
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cheesey taco

"I went down on suze, she had a cheesey taco... it was fuckin gross!"
by LC August 25, 2003
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Taco Vendor

Someone whom has no education and no career established. Can also be used to describe a person whom has nothing going for him/her and has no desire to improve.
My friend has no job and recently dropped all his classes, he's such a Taco Vendor!
by MikeSpace October 26, 2007
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