an old, crazy, cockeyed old republican woman. frequently lies about everything for no personal gain. these women are so uptight that an actual penis starts forming inside of their vagina that never will fully develop. it becomes very sour and pickle like inside of the walls of the demon ladies' vag, hence making it a cunt pickle. Women with cunt pickles are referred to as cunt pickles.
R: Haha, did you hear that DD's car got broken into?
S: Hahaha, that's fucking awesome, she's such a cunt pickle.
S: Hahaha, that's fucking awesome, she's such a cunt pickle.
by BenCutwright April 13, 2008
When an individual (male or female) inserts a french tickler into the anus of there partner and then withdrawls the marital aid and inserts it into the mouth of the victim.
by chad L September 26, 2006
by Frank Cheeks November 04, 2009
by p charming October 20, 2008
A person who thinks he or she is very important but is actually nothing more than a steaming pile of crap and worthless to society.
by 925 February 29, 2004
by ibangedyourmomsorry August 17, 2009
v. to caress one's own or another person's meaty upper lip pickle, aka moustache.
also:
n. the act of pickle tickling
also:
n. the act of pickle tickling
v.
"Hey, did I spy you pickle tickling Judd the other day?"
"Yup, his lip caterpillar is luscious!"
n.
"I can't wait to get home and get my pickle tickles on—I'm so self-conscious of doing it in public."
"Hey, did I spy you pickle tickling Judd the other day?"
"Yup, his lip caterpillar is luscious!"
n.
"I can't wait to get home and get my pickle tickles on—I'm so self-conscious of doing it in public."
by Mick Phersurani February 05, 2015