Mouse-ke-tool

“This could be a set up” “ Its cool, just in case they try anything funny I got the mouse-ke-tool
by FancyAF98765 December 24, 2022
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Twat Mouse

She's Wearing Jeans,Today... You know what that means...Her Camel toe,Caught itself a Twat Mouse ..
by Ghost1319 March 04, 2019
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Mouse Punch

Smacking someone in the face with your erect penis
I mouse punched my girlfriend
Hey do you want a mouse punch
Can I give you a mouse punch
by Pervington August 31, 2022
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mental mouse

When someone has a paranoia that there are mice under their bed and/or furniture and actually only has the mice but can't handle the stress of it, one gets a **mental mouse** in his/her head when in schizophrenic episodes.
Person 1; Dan got so paranoid, he thinks he has mice under his bed.
Person 2: Yeah he has got a mental mouse going on there.
by v_e_x_e_d_ October 25, 2024
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Meeska Mooska Mickey Mouse

Let's break into the mickey mouse clubhouse, Meeska Mooska Mickey Mouse
by OTHER FRIENDS UWU September 15, 2022
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Mickey Mouse Politics

The bipartisan act of politicians collaborating behind closed doors to scheme how they’ll make money—whether through insider trading, corruption, or fear-mongering. Much like how animators have been sitting on Mickey Mouse parodies, waiting for Disney’s copyright to expire, politicians wait for key policies to “expire” so they can manipulate the public and cash in.
A Republican and a Democrat share a toast at a Michelin Star restaurant. “Looks like Roe v. Wade’s expiration is coming up,” one chuckles. “Time to milk the outrage cycle for another term,” the other replies, as they launch into some Mickey Mouse Politics.
by ArrBaby February 21, 2025
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Mouse tears

n. lube
Grab ‘ol Trampa some mouse tears for your rat hole.
by Mousetearz December 05, 2018
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