Dry hump. Let down. Sexless. Sexual deception. Boring. Dull. Disappoint. "Don't make me flatpat yo ass!" Or "Beware the flat pat!"
by SofleekSativa August 4, 2015
Get the flat patmug. A flat lay is a birds-eye-view picture taken of a collection of items.
Flat lay’s are often posted on social media, usually Instagram, and are often thought of as aesthetic.
Flat lay’s are often posted on social media, usually Instagram, and are often thought of as aesthetic.
“dude that flat lay you posted got over 1,000 likes!”
“starbucks asked me to promote their new coffee by creating a flat lay.”
“starbucks asked me to promote their new coffee by creating a flat lay.”
by anxiouslittlebean January 6, 2020
Get the flat laymug. by Ambieeleejay June 10, 2014
Get the reservoir flatsmug. by Big willz March 11, 2019
Get the flat hand rubmug. by LKSLKJDSLKDSDFLKJ January 7, 2010
Get the Nat flatmug. by #1toohottie November 30, 2017
Get the bull pissing on a flat rockmug. Its a spatula.
Patrick: "Hey Squidward! Is a flat spoon an instrument?"
Squidward: "No Patrick, a flat spoon is a spatula."
Squidward: "No Patrick, a flat spoon is a spatula."
by there-once-was-a-guy-named-fez March 5, 2018
Get the flat spoonmug.