Whilst enjoying an evening of copious amounts of Indian fare with your female companion, you get into your car and feed your lady laxative(with consent you sickos) and proceed to have obscene amounts of unprotected anal sex. After proceeding to ejaculate no less then 6, but no more then 9 consecutive loads into your lady friends anal cavity, the lady companion proceeds to shit out digested curry, with your gallon of jizz all over your car, lap and personal belongings. At this point you take an old jar of mustard, and a whisk and whip it into a cream like substance, until it’s ready for oral consumption. Upon completion, you message all contacts in your phone that you love them, and send pictures of your dessert. Bon apetit!
by Gatorhouse69 April 19, 2024
Get the The Brian Cream of Currymug. When you use your cock to slap a whore repeatedly in the face. Then you cum in her eye and throw her on the streets with no clothes.
by PimperBrian October 16, 2008
Get the [Boxing Brian]mug. The state that the Brian leaves your puckered anus in after a single session of tender butt sex. Gaping does not even begin to describe the aftereffects of Brian´s anal assault. The most significant of which can only be described as a cheek-clapping-colon-clearing-orgasm-inducing-fart so wet and so intense that the human body is forced to eject copious amounts of both cum and feces at their respective terminal velocities in order to prevent the sheer amount of overstimulation from disrupting the nervous system and inducing a seizure.
You wouldn´t believe what happened to me last night!
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Brian?
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Yeah... this is my third change of clothes, today. My ass got so Brian´d that sitting down is the least of my issues. Just standing up without my bloodied small intestine unloading is impossible!
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Brian?
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Yeah... this is my third change of clothes, today. My ass got so Brian´d that sitting down is the least of my issues. Just standing up without my bloodied small intestine unloading is impossible!
by bean_bomb May 9, 2022
Get the Brianmug. the most amazing and fun person you will ever meet, he's the guy who looks quiet and shy but once you start talking he'll never let you get bored. he's good with anything in the water so he's basically a squid. his sense if humor will make u laugh more than ever and you'll find yourself slowly becoming the bestest of friends with him. overall he's a good dude with an amazing personality. cant forget he's got a better bod than all ur other friends :)
example :
omg brian is so cool
yeaa he got into stanford with a scholarship because of his swimming skills.
omg brian is so cool
yeaa he got into stanford with a scholarship because of his swimming skills.
by squidyqueen July 16, 2021
Get the brianmug. by Xeries August 1, 2024
Get the Brianmug. 
Look at this balloon lipped baboon Brian. Atleast if my tire goes flat I can make it home with his upper lip.
by Clarkson Kentsith November 22, 2021
Get the Brianmug.