April 30

All women named "Ashley" (counting nicknames/abbreviations) MUST send a picture of their boobs to you.

Me: It's April 30th you know what that means?
Ashley: Yes, you can see my boobs.

by Repytheloser April 30, 2024

30 hairs!

An overgrown hairy sheep.

Lawnmower comb in 30 hairs!

by plato! August 2, 2024

30 Mathematicians

Wow! Excellent job!

Hym "AI outsmarts 30 mathematicians? 30 of the world's best mathematicians!? Hohoho! This is a new feeling... Pride in someone else! Ha! Like the Dbza Abridged thing? Hahaha! I really need to watch that again. Oooooh man! You guys are fucked. That is priceless. Alright. We'll. You know where to find me and someone's kid is going to get murdered if the IRS shows up before you do. So..."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025

last 30 seconds of blue by Billie

I couldn’t choose any lyrics bc they don’t apply rn I know you think I’m being impulsive maybe I am but I do still like you a lot and I swear I’m over tossing and turning in my bed because I have the feeling that I messed up but I want you in my life romantically more then I’ve wanted anyone else

Ignore the dumb definition stuff

“Oh wow Ali’s really using the last 30 seconds of blue by Billie to express her love”

by Aja Anna Alana June 1, 2025

October 30

National slap your short friend day!

Tall Friend: It's October 30th...
Short Friend: *runs*

by random1209384756 October 29, 2019

November 30

National slap a short person day, the one day you can do it, and they cannot resist.

Dang I guess it’s November 30th, time to slap mark.

by Hitler John the 4th November 28, 2022

Nov 30

The last day of NNN
The soldiers that survived will have my full respect.

Nibba 1: yo its nov 30. You know what that means
Nibba 2: yesir tomorrow we will polish the popsicle

by C00m sh0t November 30, 2020