The walker bonk scale is a medical scale from 0-100 on how hard someone has been hit on the head by someone or something else.
“Doctor he’s been hit on the head with a tyre iron” “ what’s the level of impact nurse?” He’s a 37 on the walker bonk scale.. only slight deformation of the skull” “ send him straight to the bonked specialist” “right away”
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