pulling a merk

When you barely meet a girl and in less than a month you marry her. Like those marry on site TV shows.

Gloria: Hey, nice to meet you
Brian: My names Brian, MaRrY mE pLs
*kneels down*
Gloria: *doesnt know what to do so instinctively says yes and makes the biggest mistake of her life*

Pulling a merk

by BOUTA_BUST May 13, 2018

to pull a fentic

To love a lot of people for no reason.

I pulled a fentic.
To pull a fentic means to love a lot of people

by Fenty November 6, 2020

Pulling a GabMed

Going on vacation or disappearing without letting anyone know.

Damn, my wifi was pulling a GabMed last night. I couldn’t get any work done.

by Jj papa April 22, 2021

Pulling a Rosa

When you’re device loses battery mid conversation.

I think Matt is Pulling a Rosa again during the conversation!

by DogRider558 September 30, 2022

Pulling a Christoff

When you claim to be a fan of one team but rock multiple team hats including rivals.

Dude did you see that Saints fan wearing a 49er hat? He was pulling a Christoff.

by 🤣😂🤣😂bang bang October 29, 2018

Pull a Jenkins

If someone questions your methods after a blunder (especially one of your own making), simply deny any blame and instead send them a topical Wikipedia article without explanation and refuse to reconsider your actions.

Made famous by dir Patty Jenkins who after being ask by studio executives to rewrite her script for Wonder Woman 3, refused and instead sent them a link to the Wonder Woman Wikipedia page.

My mechanic asked me why I'd put gasoline in my Tesla, so I decided to Pull a Jenkins and sent him the Wikipedia on gasoline generating electricity.

by B_dub3 December 9, 2022

Pulling a Nate

Especially when gaming, ‘Pulling a Nate’ is when someone gives you a time at which they will show up but then doesn’t appear until over an hour later.

Individuals who ‘Pull a Nate’ often justify their tardiness with benign excuses such as watching reality television shows or communing with family members.

Friend 1: Dude, where have you been? You said you’d be here an hour ago.

Friend 2: Sorry man. I was watching Big Brother.

Friend 1: I can’t believe you were ‘Pulling a Nate’ again!

by LesLover2002 November 25, 2023