It's My Havarti and I'll Rye If I Want To

A special burger with havarti cheese that comes on rye bread

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the It's My Havarti and I'll Rye If I Want To, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Can I help you find something?

A phrase copyrighted by Target Corp.
Team members have to ask everyone this.

TM: Can I help you find something?
Guest: Nah, I am good thanks.

by embem February 8, 2009

Why do I have to be Steve-O?

A phrase said when one must do something that he/she does not want to do. Comes from the movie Jackass 3D, when Steve-O is introducing the stunt that he does not want to do, involving a Tee-Ball hitting him in the testicles.

One may use this when ones parental figure or boss tells them to do something they do not want to do, whilst not doing the task earns them a punishment such as not receiving a sum of money or something along those lines.

1. Steve-O: Hi, I'm Steve-O... Why do I have to be Steve-O? Hi, I'm Steve-O and this is Tee Ball! *Ryan Dunn hits him in the testicles with a Tee Ball*

2: Bob's boss: I need that inventory done by 10:00 or you will not get your paycheck!
Bob: Okay... Why do I have to be Steve-O?

by Timmis Edwards June 29, 2011

i just made today my bitch

everything goes smoothly through out the day, no bullshit or drama

dick: man today was fuckin gay bruh
master: ha sucks because i just made today my bitch

by damn white boy July 10, 2010

I didn't come down in the last shower

Australian slang, meaning I'm wise to your game, or don't play me for a fool. This is a slang term not heard often in the regional centres, but reasonably common among the old blokes in smaller townships.

Davo(upon hearing something incredulous): carn mate, I didn't come down in the last shower!

by kingofspin March 12, 2020

at least i have my orange juice

a creative and subtle way of saying that you're going to have a shitty day (derived from a florida orange juice commercial).

John: I got an email saying the professor would post our grades today.

Mike: at least I have my orange juice...

by AngryAtom January 20, 2011

tell your man i said boo

this is usually said by a cheating partner as an inside joke to the person he or she is cheating with. it is meant as a joke about popping up and saying boo to the cheating partner's significant other, which obviously can't be done.

"tell your man i said boo. when are you going to leave his broke ass for good so we don't have to sneak around anymore?"

by justin8239 February 16, 2009