No print no scan

Alternative for “facts”. As in, no print, no scan, just fax.

Pierre: “Predrinks at mine this Friday.”
Farouk: “No print no scan.”
Danilo: “Just fax.”

by daltonjfk August 30, 2019

The humble scale

Announcing that oneself is "humble" actually makes him/ her/ them less humble. The more that one self-proclaims "humility," the less humble that person is in reality. This is the essence of a "humble person," which is represented mathematically as follows:

Level of humble = 1 - self-proclaimed humble level

Mike: *calls himself "humblemike"*
Mike's friends: "Mike clearly isn't that humble. According to the humble scale, I think his humble level just dropped to 3%"

by neutralayelet October 7, 2019

Meat In The Scallions

When Autocorrect doesn’t know Megan the Stallion

“Yo y’all fucks with meat in the scallions music or nah?

by MegStan2020 December 29, 2019

Open Season: scared silly (2015 horror movie)

A movie so terrifying that I had to lock my children in my basement and lock all 7,823,034 door and window locks and hide for nearly half of a decade, This is my return note and I am hoping I never have to experience the terrifying film known as Open season: scared silly

Guy 1: Dude, did you see Open Season: scared silly (2015 horror movie)?
Guy 2: *has Vietnam flashbacks*

Guy 1: You good bro?
Guy 2: *shakes away flashbacks* *throws up**has seizure*
Spongebob Narrator: 2 weeks later
Guy 2: never speak of that again!

by breathtaker_clayman February 5, 2020

World series scandal

At what point is cheating not cheating, when the teams with the most fans (Dodgers or Yankees) get the titles from all the other teams? Its interesting how the Dodgers haven't started investigating the Nationals (yet), but there's a bandwagon of support for investigating the Astros and Red Sox.

The World Series scandal went from nobody but Dodgers fans and Yankees fans having a problem with the outcome of the last few World Series to everybody wanting people out of the league and losing everything overnight. There's a lot of people who don't give something much thought until everybody else does.

by Solid Mantis February 9, 2020

Sign stealing scandal

A diversion for some of the elite to keep people focused on baseball scandals instead of the people who are taking their (the fans) money.

The sign stealing scandal got the attention of a lot of people, it distracted them from what the elite who are not part of any sports organization were doing with their money, and with their own time.

by Solid Mantis February 10, 2020

Sign stealing scandal

A bunch of drama created to get people talking about and paying attention to baseball again, to get better TV ratings.

If TV ratings were good, nobody would hear anything about a sign stealing scandal.

by Solid Mantis March 17, 2020