National Boyfriend day

on august 3rd it’s national boyfriend day!!! yay

girlfriend: do you know w what today is?
boyfriend: what?
girlfriend: national boyfriend day!

by singlelifebestlife August 2, 2020

National pussy sending day

On the 28th of April you have to send your boyfriend 3 videos of you playing with your pussy. They all have to be ATLEAST 30 seconds or they wont count and they have to be on the same day or else they double until you send them.

Hey can you send me a video of your pussy?

no

but its the 28th National pussy sending day

oh okay I forgot (sends)

by laydim12 April 28, 2024

National bigheadass day

8/31 the day we celebrate the bigass heads!

Theese “national bigheadass day “kids need some milk!

by Millymile August 7, 2019

National pizza day

This is something we celebrate in September 4

(use this to make ur parents buy pizza?)

It's national pizza day

by anonymous September 4, 2021

National Ask Your Crush Out Day

October 3 At 12:00 you have to ask your crush out!

Travis-hey Mary I wanted to ask you out

Mary-OMG today is National ask your crush out day!!

by Djdbdbd October 2, 2021

national grab ass day

national grab ass

grab the ass of anyone you like ;)

person 1: joseph grabbed nicole’s ass!
person2: WHAT WHY??!
person1: it’s national grab ass day

by lovex10111 January 28, 2020

National Trombone Appreciation Day

OCTOBER 24TH
The day where we recognize all the trombone players in the world and congratulate them for being so freaking awesome all the time.

joe: walks up to trombone player
trombone player: hey man what’s up?
joe: *hugs trombone player* happy national trombone appreciation day man!!
trombone player: aww thanks man you’re the best

by westanahealthytromboner October 23, 2019