Hot Pocket

When you are fucking a toaster and you hold down the power button.

I burned my dick giving my toaster a Hot Pocket.

by CowboysFan777 June 3, 2017

Hot Air Balloon

Someone who has a big head that's full of hot air e.g. Gaston
mostly dumb

"eeww he's SUCH a hot air balloon"
"yeah I can't even stand him"

by Bazlle Owl October 14, 2018

Alagrimmba Hot-Pocket

When you shove Grimmi Logs into your own anus

I can't wait until my Amazon Prime order of Grimmi-Logs arrives so that I may give myself an Alagrimmba Hot-Pocket

by FatFuckingPussy March 24, 2025

Hot Pursuit

A forgotten Need for Speed game.

Dude 1: What was that guy playing?
Dude 2: Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit.
Dude 1: I can't even remember what that is.

by Theguy86 July 17, 2021

Hot

Lexi

Wow, lexi is so hot!

by Travis k J.... December 22, 2022

hot fan

Someone that really likes you but you think their hot but you don't wanna go out with them.

Gerald is a real hot fan to me

by SnipeyDew October 26, 2017

hot dog

The absolute definition of an ignorant ass man. The most whack dude you can imagine. Everything they say is slightly weird and out of place.

That is a hot dog ass man.

by dumsol November 27, 2016