Shield Face

A face that is shaped like a 14th century knight's shield.

I decided not to take her home after meeting her at a bar because she had a massive shield face.

by Datamutt June 28, 2021

Plumbers Face

Cat call that you use when you see a girl in the mall that you’d like to pipe down.

That Rachel girl has a plumbers face.

by Fact speeker May 1, 2021

Fresh Face Fetish

Fresh Face Fetish refers to a sexual attraction to adults who are clearly new to sex — inexperienced, unsure of themselves, maybe even a little nervous or awkward. It’s not about age or looks, but about the energy of someone who doesn’t yet know what they’re doing and is still figuring it all out. The appeal lies in their hesitation, curiosity, and the raw, unpolished way they approach intimacy. There's something deeply arousing about being part of someone's very first steps — watching them stumble, blush, or ask if they’re doing it right — all while they slowly open up and grow more confident.

I have a huge fresh face fetish — there's just something incredibly hot about a grown man who's nervous, doesn't quite know what he's doing, and is just starting to explore sex for the first time.

by plzenskybizar May 10, 2025

Two Faced

Darren & Aaron

Those Darren & Aaron have been stirring shit again and are being two faced.

by UrWostNiteMareBro October 30, 2019

resting hitch face

The happy smiling face a seasoned hitchhiker wears while thumbing a ride.

Did you see that dirty hippy get that ride in only 5 minutes, he had resting hitch face.

by Marble1779 January 1, 2018

crescent moon face

Adj. Describing an emo with a flip of hair, usually colored an inky black, obscuring his or hers' face (usually one eye).

Phil: Hey Jimbob, why are there all those crescent moon faces hanging around that store?
Jimbob: There must be some sale on razers, eyeliner...or something.

by Itsarealdisease December 1, 2010

donut faced Bitch

Spray tan round faced double chin bitch

That donut faced bitch was looking at me

by Boatonredd218 February 12, 2017