1. She’s not gonna let you hit bro”
“Dude I just said abuse is bad ??? At ease cock soldier”
2. He called his friend a ‘beta’ for holding his girlfriend’s hand—promotion incoming for this loyal cock soldier.
3. “You let her post you? You’re done for, bro.”
“And you post gym selfies hoping your bros will comment ‘king.’ March on, cock soldier.”
“Dude I just said abuse is bad ??? At ease cock soldier”
2. He called his friend a ‘beta’ for holding his girlfriend’s hand—promotion incoming for this loyal cock soldier.
3. “You let her post you? You’re done for, bro.”
“And you post gym selfies hoping your bros will comment ‘king.’ March on, cock soldier.”
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TCPOS: will you sleep with me, I have a super big cock , you wanna see?
Women: hell no! I just don’t run into relationships right away! Dick face.
TCPOS: but , it’s big!
Women: no it’s not you tiny cocked piece of shit!
TCPOS: Sleeeeeeeep wwwiiiiiittthhh meeeeeeeeeee, myyy cock biiiiig
Women: ( punches TCPOS in face)
TCPOS : ( knock out cold)
Women: hell no! I just don’t run into relationships right away! Dick face.
TCPOS: but , it’s big!
Women: no it’s not you tiny cocked piece of shit!
TCPOS: Sleeeeeeeep wwwiiiiiittthhh meeeeeeeeeee, myyy cock biiiiig
Women: ( punches TCPOS in face)
TCPOS : ( knock out cold)
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To be clear, its in no way a rape attempt because its all bee's n honey.
To be clear, its in no way a rape attempt because its all bee's n honey.
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