bitches aint shit

Jada aka _is_.is._jada_

Jada is the meaning of bitches aint shit

by bad bitch 304 November 22, 2021

Shabbat shit crazy

A person who is both Jewish and batshit crazy. May also apply to events and objects.

Jimmy is totally Shabbat shit crazy.

by Kramaus July 25, 2019

midas touch of shit

Someone who has bad luck with whatever they do. The opposite of the normal "Midas Touch " where everything turns to gold.

"Joe has the Midas Touch of Shit. He joined a really hot startup and it closed its doors in 6 months."

by VioletSays December 22, 2016

Call of Duty Shit

When a person attempts to have a bowel movement whilst in the intermission of a online Call Of Duty match. The player attempts to complete this shit and get back in time before the next match starts. These bowel movements range from one to two minutes, depending on whether or not the player wipes, washes their hands, or cares how much of the next match they miss.

Joe- " I'll be right back, I gotta take a shit."
Bob- "You better make it a call of duty shit, or your going to miss the next match!"

Dad- "Hurry up son, we're going to be late to your game!"
Son- "I'll make it quick, it'll be a call of duty shit."

by McSnicket November 11, 2011

shit hole polio

When your legs go numb because you were taking a long shit.

Hold on! Give me a minute! I can't come out yet because I have shit hole polio!

by Nekko_chavez February 24, 2009

Hoe Shit

An exclamation of surprise. Often exclaimed by Scottish Nerds.

"Hoe shit! My game wont work!"

by The Only Strider June 1, 2014

Lame Fuck Shit

The term, "Lame Fuck Shit" is mostly used to express dissent in a fun way without getting the other person offended.

Also known as #LFS (Abbreviation).

Man 1: Man, the prime minister is doing a great job.
Man 2: No way, lame fuck shit.

by TheRealSunkenHands April 8, 2019