Krispy cock

Someone who decides to put Krispy Kreme donuts on his cock, and procede to show all of his friends

Yo, krispy cock, were you harder when you put donuts on your cock or when you smashed Olivia?

by Dpock March 30, 2018

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Carpeted Cock

Carpeted Cock:
When a man's dick goes inside an unsaved woman's vagina and comes out excessively hairy.

Kyle: Bro did you hear that Doug got a Carpeted Cock?
Chad: That's wack bro.

by BugglyRoach September 11, 2020

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by H. Jefferson May 02, 2018

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When you are at a bar and dudes sit on either side of you and you are blocked in (from pussy). Or "cocked in"

Damnit, came to this bar to get some pussy and got "cocked in" by these god damn cocks

by CockedinATL April 03, 2014

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When something happens ,during a very sexual encounter, that proceeds to give you an instant softy.

"We were having very passionate sex and then while doing anal, she shit all over me; instant cock-noodler."

by stahrlord August 14, 2016

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When a Males junk is given a rash from a rug

Gavin got Rug Burn Cock after he fell.

by batman dirty sends January 19, 2023

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Staring at another mans genitals while staring beside him at a urinal

I hate going piss next to Chauncey , he is always cock hawking

by JuiceTheHard”r” September 01, 2020

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