by rs09 February 18, 2024
Get the Dog friendmug. The act of doing/snorting cocaine. A clever way to hide it from a large crowd but also keep humor high.
“ Hey you guys, wanna go wash your dog?”
“Hey Chris where have you been?” “Sorry I was in the bathroom, I had to wash my dog”
“Hey Chris where have you been?” “Sorry I was in the bathroom, I had to wash my dog”
by P.L.S January 31, 2019
Get the Wash my dogmug. A "neodiom", if you will. This means that a person with any notoriety or social status will always have people trying to leech off of their success, no matter how relatively unimpressive they are. Coined by Paul'sEgo of the Deep Fat Fried podcast.
TJ: What's more pathetic is you two losers riding the dismal, tiny-ass coattails of that fucking nitwit.
Paul: Even the skinniest dog has fleas, TJ.
Paul: Even the skinniest dog has fleas, TJ.
by eatmysweetass December 26, 2020
Get the Even the skinniest dog has fleasmug. slang/shorthand for "dogshit"; used when describing something that does not live up to one's standards and/or expectations
Bob: I swear to god bro! Everyone on my team is fucking dog! Not me though, I'm cracked out of my mind.
Also Bob: Bro why do I always get dog-ass teammates! Every game man! I'm going to lose my mind!
Also Bob: Bro why do I always get dog-ass teammates! Every game man! I'm going to lose my mind!
by Hyasynth December 10, 2023
Get the dogmug. by Armyhope June 13, 2022
Get the your dog is not my dogmug. by Vin84 July 3, 2021
Get the Choof Dogmug. by Buttergoblin2003 May 10, 2025
Get the Dog Shit decisionsmug.