shit in a hand bag

"Shit in a hand bag" is an expression used when something unexpected happens.
Much like finding a turd inside of a pocketbook this event is of a great surprise to you.

"Shit in a hand bag! I've lost my keys again!!! Shit in a hand bag!"

by Haroldhrmph June 25, 2014

shit your pants

1 To make feces in your drawers
2 to become excited or overjoyed
3 To be scared or surprised

1 Dude, did you shit your pants?
2 Shannon asked you out and you shit your pants
3 When that bomb went off, you shit your pants

by todd's big dick January 21, 2008

ain't shit nigga

A nigga that ain't about shit. A deadbeat. Will never amount to anything and has no purpose in life, at all. And this applies to all ethnicities.

"We slept together and I haven't heard from him since."

"Girl, that's because he's an ain't shit nigga! Don't worry about him... move on!"

by ali10elyg November 20, 2009

Shit In My Wheaties

A big let down, something/someone continually depressing any hopeful thoughts, raining on my parade

comparable to piss in my cornflakes and who peed in your wheaties

Telling me he wasn't single just totally shat in my Wheaties.

I could tell him I sold the car already, but I'd feel guilty just shitting in his Wheaties.

You look like somebody just shit in your Wheaties, son!

by ~Ren~ September 10, 2005

crank dat shit

Turn the music up, please. i like it

Yo, dats my jam! CRANK DAT SHIT UPP!

by Lateesha bo beesha August 17, 2007

I Shit You Not

When some one tells the truth about something usually unbeleivable.

guy 1 - i just laid your mom

guy 2 - wtf!! seriously?

guy 1 - i shit you not my friend...

by Zael Yagami April 29, 2009

shit end of the stick

In days of old, before toilet paper and the Sears Roebuck catalog, a stick was used to wipe your rear clean in the outhouse. You had to be sure you grabbed the clean end of the stick, and not the shit end.

It was dark, and my dirty hand showed I had grabbed the shit end of the stick.

by arikgoldstein May 14, 2015