I should have been more careful on Saturday night. That girl has given me a definite case of candle cock.
by DonAdrianoDeArmando April 28, 2016
a secret message between friends where someone says 'horse' and the other friend says 'cock'. do not ask why people do it, it's just funny.
by unkoolaid August 30, 2021
Dude1: Man, this horse is really pretty
Dude2: Ya, his cock is absolutely massive, it is like 11 pounds!!
A big 11 pound horse cock
Dude2: Ya, his cock is absolutely massive, it is like 11 pounds!!
A big 11 pound horse cock
by SarcasticBean March 04, 2021
A big massive dick that deserves to be in a museum , Horse cocks don't typically fit in normal boxers and they have to have special ones made for their big penis, normally these are given to the men who did stuff right in their past life, and they often make jokes about having a small dick or they don't get offended by them.
by ILOVEHORSECOCKS May 02, 2023
by Weaponlad July 27, 2022