crimper balls.

when a guy gets crimper balls he simple got his balls pinched so fucking hard they turned purple. A Girls cigarette box will suck up his sack and begin to squeeze on guard. She pushes her juices into the cavity causing even more pressure. Eventually she releases and then the guy has a permanent ball clamp. She then tells all her girlfriends and the guy decided to fuck her sister...

guy1; bro... i just got crimper balls.

guy2; oh shit!!1

guy1; I am Deffffffinetly gonna go fuck her sister now.

by goochy goochy February 18, 2019

Bag of balls that nobody wants

The ultimate roast that will instantly destroy even your toughest enemies. Originally said by Shakespeare in 1584 and made popular by the famous youtuber Pewdiepie in 2018.

Thanos: "your mom gay"
Superman: "no u"
Bill Murray: "you're a bag of balls that nobody wants"
Superman and Thanos: *dies*

by Benjamin Jørgensen August 31, 2018

B-ball

A slang term for basketball.

Yooooo wanna play b-ball on the playground?

by subscribe to me on youtube pls September 2, 2018

lag balls

To take a long time

Im sorry i lag balls but ill be there soon.

by Fuuckslut September 5, 2018

Tu ball

Tu ball is a very special object ..
It has only been seen and felt by 5 people

Josh, Reece,Kieron,Zoe and Ellie

Pass us Tu ball

by Tu ball lord September 7, 2018

tree balls

The action of hanging testies on a tree for religious purposes

Also, nuts (like acorns)

Damn, look at all those sexy tree balls

by Blameitonthewhiskey September 17, 2018

Blue Balls

Blue balls mean being sexual arouse or nothing being sexual active or not being able to cum. Sexual arouse by physical appearances by your parthner.

My girls walks around the house n cooks and cleans just in her underwear. She gives me blue balls

by Professor25 September 17, 2018