An act invented by Dariush cerca 2008.
Scholars say the Persian protégé went on to invent gay sex later that year
Scholars say the Persian protégé went on to invent gay sex later that year
"I had a great time last night"
"Thank god Dariush invented sex. I don't know what we would have done otherwise"
"Thank god Dariush invented sex. I don't know what we would have done otherwise"
by Big Shmeat July 27, 2023
Get the Sexmug. by AUBERGINE MAN March 2, 2022
Get the Sexmug. The process of a male human having intercourse with another male human, who has a fleshlight up his anal cavity making him gay and not gay at the same time
by Mr.Kainn March 11, 2021
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by jAyaja May 10, 2023
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by The lesbian locker girl March 2, 2025
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