Sex

what i did with ur mom last night

"Bro I just had sex with yo mama"
"Wtf bro she's dead"

by Doodleting May 26, 2021

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Deadline Sex

Once the Alarm is set, and gets closer to countdown, the sex get amplified.

The sound of alarm sets off a Pavlov response which causes increased speed and intensity.

Just before she had to catch the train we had great deadline sex...

by Ikke Will February 5, 2017

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when you moan to each other back and forth to your boyfriend if you a girl, to your girlfriend if you a boy. until both of you get to cum by masturbate. a guy jacks off his dick. a girl rubs her pussy, a real girl dont ever stick her fingers in her pussy so it wont make it loose for her man or any future man she will have.

me and my girl have phone sex every night because our relation just started out.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 20, 2022

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Organial Sex

Organial sex is when you were to rip out the throat of a women that is 3 to 67 years old. Then proceeding to rip out every organ in her body, running it over with a car, then using the blood as lube. The next step is to shove your dick up every hole and every organ in her body, down to the veins.

I had organial sex with my little sister Kyla last night.

by ___\\\_**# April 22, 2022

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Lesbian sex

a disgusting act of involving two females doing a disgusting sexual act.

At a trailer house in Tennessee, there were two girls, Amelia and Lucia. They were on the couch watching TV. Lucia was bored and said she want to have lesbian sex, so Amelia agreed and both of them went into the bed and do their disgusting acts like fingering each other, 69, and etc. they think the act was so good that they recorded their nasty act and published it on porn hub. And then in the narrow roads of Grenada, a corrupted young man named Jeremy, was watching the video with Amelia and Lucia on his phone and wasn’t paying attention, his phone was connected to the speaker system of his Honda fit, and the disgusting noises of the two girls saying “Suck me all night and make me cum”. Blasted through his speakers, He was so focused on his phone and jerking off his small black PP (or his clit) and with the porn video that he collided into many vehicles, and then still distracted on his phone, he flew off a cliff and plunged into a dirty lagoon.

You can also find this accident story on “the haunting of the Honda”

by EMD F59PHI March 19, 2025

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