A person who has an fetish with pans. Usually resorting to cooking in a pan, eating from the pan, refusing to clean the pan then leading to the food to go rotten and be absolutely disgusting and bacteria love fest.
A Pan Man Anderson absolutely loves dirty pans and loves to explore pans in other peoples houses. He is that guy who never cleans the pan he uses.
A Pan Man Anderson absolutely loves dirty pans and loves to explore pans in other peoples houses. He is that guy who never cleans the pan he uses.
by Randy Mcdonald January 17, 2011
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Tris: "No thanks mate, I'm doing my hair, eating a salad then taking my girlfriend out to see a romantic comedy."
Nick: "You're an absolute man receptor antagonist, mate."
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by Meat Feast and Hair On Fire February 12, 2009
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when dooky is put in your neighbors mailbox and come the next morning when your mail man digs his hand in he gets the mail man surprise.
by A.W.J. July 8, 2009
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"Did you see that play by Manning ? He's 37 years old for crying out loud. That's Old Man Power for you. Brilliant."
by Old Blue December 25, 2013
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A brief synopsis of the involved superheroes and how they got their powers:
The Hyper Heroes - Fighting For the Glory of Good
Hyperactive Man: Struck by special lightning.
HellMan: Murdered and went to Hell, but made a deal with Satan to avenge his death in return for supernatural powers.
Dr. Pepper: Exposed to radioactive fumes after exploding a uranium bomb made from the eponymous soft drink.
Nose-Lick Boy: Snorted a black radioactive substance thinking it was cocaine.
Captain Obvious: Spilled radioactive goo on his telephone while working as a telemarketer.
The Terrorizers - Dedicated to Destroy
Berserker Man: Performed nightmarish experiments on himself in his basement.
Polish Sausage Man: Ate a polish sausage which had been exposed to unique radioactive chemicals.
Polish Sausage Boy: The offspring of Polish Sausage Man after he got his powers.
Semen Man: Had sex with a couple who had been exposed to unstable chemicals.
Junk Man: Ate a purple sandwich out of a dumpster that had been exposed to radioactive chemicals.
A brief synopsis of the involved superheroes and how they got their powers:
The Hyper Heroes - Fighting For the Glory of Good
Hyperactive Man: Struck by special lightning.
HellMan: Murdered and went to Hell, but made a deal with Satan to avenge his death in return for supernatural powers.
Dr. Pepper: Exposed to radioactive fumes after exploding a uranium bomb made from the eponymous soft drink.
Nose-Lick Boy: Snorted a black radioactive substance thinking it was cocaine.
Captain Obvious: Spilled radioactive goo on his telephone while working as a telemarketer.
The Terrorizers - Dedicated to Destroy
Berserker Man: Performed nightmarish experiments on himself in his basement.
Polish Sausage Man: Ate a polish sausage which had been exposed to unique radioactive chemicals.
Polish Sausage Boy: The offspring of Polish Sausage Man after he got his powers.
Semen Man: Had sex with a couple who had been exposed to unstable chemicals.
Junk Man: Ate a purple sandwich out of a dumpster that had been exposed to radioactive chemicals.
Person 1 - "We're the creators of the Hyperactive Man saga."
Person 2 - "The Hyperactive Man Saga? What the fuck is that?"
Person 1 - "Allow me to explain..."
Person 2 - "The Hyperactive Man Saga? What the fuck is that?"
Person 1 - "Allow me to explain..."
by hyperactive_man February 21, 2009
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