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cock smoothie

When 3 or more guys out their dicks in a cup, then add fruit, milk, and ice. Then, it is stirred with the dicks in the cup. A 4th person then drinks it through a straw. Blowjob optional.
hey ben, dillion, jamie, and austin, come over here and take your dicks out to make me a cock smoothie
by babyturtle69 January 23, 2022
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lithuanian cock wrench

When a man squats and inverts his penis then squeezes his abs so tight he nuts
Last night I Lithuanian Cock wrenched at the gym it was so good
by Ranchapplebottom September 26, 2022
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Cock Gaggler

Like a crazy cat lady, a Cock Gaggler is one who hoards cocks. They do not share the cocks they obtain with anyone else. The cocks they get there hands on are theirs, and theirs to keep.
"Hey dude, yesterday I saw John sucking himself off! You think he's a Cock Gaggler?"
by Jagaimo Punisher June 12, 2018
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crowing of the cock

Person: Jim called his erection the crowing of the cock and now I want his dick
by cfm21 October 21, 2014
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The Great Cock War of 2017

The epic battles that ensued over the possession of the sacred cock, as he who controls the cock controls the universe. Where were you when the cock flew.....?
"Hey son, learn about anything interesting in school today?"
"Yeah! We learned about the commanders in the Great Cock War of 2017!"
by Emperor Joseph II November 19, 2017
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Cock

I tried some of Jeremy's cock the other day it was delicious
by Jsckson July 15, 2023
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COCK

by LETMEEATDICK August 9, 2023
mugGet the COCKmug.

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