Sex-Offender.

A sex-offender is someone (typically male) who has a registered Reddit account. The Redditor is a commonly-used slang-term for the ancestral-branch of the Human family tree, the Neanderthals. Redditors have evolved to have strong sexual attraction towards the feet (Of typically underdeveloped females) instead of the breasts, penis, vagina, or thighs. Redditors also rely on their diet for a portion of their sex-drive and hormonal influx, their diet includes: 2-week old Doritos and Vodka (Only for the averages.) Redditors also usually have a higher chance of passing an STD.

Sex-offender.

by Plaptop January 24, 2023

Does sex hurt after menopause?

An advertisement that I keep getting on here. It shows two happy old people walking.

Does sex hurt after menopause?
Idk, go and find out.

by Retard_Ryan March 12, 2023

Sex-Noise

The sounds that one makes while eating Mango.

Yesterday, I heard some Sex-noise in the kitchen. I thought my wife was cheating on me.

by Aventus September 2, 2025

Sex on toes

The action when a persons toes overlap and it looks as though they're having sexual interaction.

Dad: she has nice toes.
Shammay: ew dad what are you saying she has sex on toes ew suck her cheesy toes

by Tiesssstowsss February 7, 2017

Sex

Me and your mums favourite activity

I had sex with your mother

by Joemum6o February 26, 2023

Sex remastered

Its like sex 2, but there is less nostalgia, less cool features and player base, but its got cool lighting and textures tho
People also refer to this as fucking women not dudes

Yo wanna play Sex remastered?
I dont wanna play that shit lets just wait for sex 3

by Bigoilyman9 December 14, 2023

Sex

One of the oldest forms of activity between two consenting individuals. Began as an alternative to asexual reproduction around 1.38 billion years ago, where bacteria would simply play catch with their DNA and reproduce as a result, then branched out into each species of animal. Organisms that reproduced, passed on characteristics such as lust, and a desire for parenthood. The actual biological parts like genitals, a womb, menstruation, sperm + egg, came later as species evolved.

Much later, when humans came along, we began to repurpose this act. It was no longer just to reproduce. We ended up with the want to prove intimacy. Pleasure. Power. Love and romance. Connection. Bonding. The list goes on.
We use contraception to STOP the reproduction if we're not ready. We talk about it all day long. We see it in the media plastered everywhere. We link it to social status and fulfillment, hence why "virginity", "lack of partners", or the desire to not have children are often frowned upon or viewed as deviant.

"Love is just about reproduction"
Well maybe thousands of years ago, but definitely not today
I love good sex

by PartyCrasher547 October 19, 2025