Hot Sword Syndrome (HSS)

That jolt in your taint that feels like someone shoved a hot sword up your ass

Last night I was driving and lost control of the car after a bout of Hot Sword Syndrome (HSS).

by lickmed February 9, 2025

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

hot fatty

The hottest and most moist shit you can possibly take in ones lifetime, usually originating from digestion of a previous Taco Bell meal

Friend: Man I just took a hot fatty on your mom.
Me: Taco Bell?
Friend: Yeah...

by Tag -A-Fag March 14, 2018

HOT

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woah bbebbfjfej looked so hot today

by ronaldo_boss March 16, 2021

red and hot

the feeling when you're embarrassed or in an awkward/uncomfortable situation (i.e., when you're blushing and feel hot)

Larry is at a party when he see's Tim wearing his shirt without his permission
Larry: Bruh why you wearing my shirt brush?
Tim: I'm red and hot

by pinkbrown September 13, 2016

height of hotness

#HOH - or height of hotness, refers to a period of time when an individual reaches their peak attractiveness for potential breeding or mate-selection.

Whoa, Evangeline Lilly has reached a new HOH height of hotness in Ant Man and The Wasp!!

by HOH-#1Fan February 2, 2018

Hot Carli

The tantric version of the Hot Carl, by taking Imodium thus delaying the facial release and intensifying the gratification.

Excitedly grabbing the Imodium from the medicine cabinet, Dan couldn’t believe Samantha was finally agreeing to the Hot Carli and 48 hours later the Saran Wrap was a streamy mess.

by Diego Havkson May 5, 2018