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jalapeno hot pocket

Female masturbation using a medium sized Jalapeno or other hot pepper.
Friend: "Mary told me about this great new way to flick my bean the other day called the jalapeno hot pocket"
Friend 2: "She told me too, she said it's important to make sure it doesn't break off inside"
see also Cajun Cunnilingus
by Cajun Crusader April 20, 2018
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Guadalajara hot scarf

When a man takes a shit around his partners neck in the shape of a scarf.
What did you and Betsy do last night? I gave her that Guadalajara hot scarf. No way!?!?
by Bballdemon July 8, 2022
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Hot tub smorgasbord

When a woman invites a random group of men over for a hot tub party which turns into a hot tub smorgasbord of sexual acts such as obtaining clitoral stimulation from a hot tub jets, while pleasuring multiple men.
I met this random chick on a dating app who invited me to her hot tub smorgasboard. There were 4 other random guys there and she was really horny. Dude, she was a gracious host, having us all in different ways but she preferred to cum over the hot tub jets.

The pool boy better use a biohazard suit when cleaning up the hot tub smorgasbord!
by Mr. Marvalous June 24, 2019
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Impaler's Hot Pot

When you turn the heating up and slip your woman a length whilst she is on the blob and roll around in a blood, sweat and spunk smoothie that drips from her flange like a leaky tap. Results may vary dependant on how tight the plumbing unit is.
It was hot in the house and she was on her period so I gave her an Impaler's Hot Pot.
by thefoetus September 6, 2016
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Hot Pursuit

Usually defined as a chase between two sides using cars. It would commonly be an ongoing chase between a criminal in a fast sports car and a swarm of polices in Ford Crown Victorias. EA had been using this term to label 3 of their Need for Speed games, or 4 if you count Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit Remastered (2010).
Police Officer: 82 County, permission to engage in a hot pursuit. Vehicles are a blue Nissan Skyline GT-R, a blue Toyota Supra, and a white Nissan 300ZX.
HQ: I copy that 82, permission to engage in hot pursuit is authorized.
by SpeedyBox August 31, 2022
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Hot Carling

Anal sex with an uncircumcised man who does not wash his dick. Very common in the United Kingdom, often recited as the reason British people have such horrible teeth. The term was popularized by the band Deftones in 2006
Goddamnit, I gave a blowjob to a guy last night and it’s obvious he’s a hot carler, I’ve been puking since last night

“That dude’s so filthy, the only sex move he performs right is hot carling.”
by Bambianca June 10, 2024
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Irish Hot Plate

When a group of guys come on a plate and then the last one to finish eats it.
Hey man did you have an irish hot plate last night?
by Regulus Night Lightcaster November 17, 2023
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