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Omg yaemikos.wifey is yae mikos wife 😱
by Yae mikos wifey January 23, 2022
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Piano wire noose

Where the people that made the counselor most likely got the idea to make a bolito device, a machine that speeds up a decapitation by wire.
Hangman- We're gonna kill ya slow with this...

Condemned- A piano wire noose? Won't that decapitate me?

Hangman- Sometimes. What's more likely to happen is the wire slowly cuts into the neck, severing the major arteries and creating a spectatucular display of carnage. We're gonna hang you from a meat hook and film it, you're gonna be on TV.

Condemned- Wait a minute, I thought I was gonna get a rope like the others, that's fucked up.

Hangman- Hahahahaha.
by The Original Agahnim January 24, 2022
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tribrid.wifey

@tribrid.wifey is a Tiktok editor. Their pronouns are she/they. They ship hosie. They post mostly edits of tvdu. They make "ur mom" jokes. They are ALWAYS horny.
Who is that editor?

"It's @tribrid.wifey !!"
by nyrmak<3 February 4, 2022
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T'Wired

Context: Usually in the case of someone on some of that good whoop chicken icey skante, on day 3, still goin at ludacris speed.

Definition: When you're really exhausted (tired) but yet are still spun like a beyblade and can't sleep (wired).
Random zoom user: Dude, im like super tired, but I just redosed like 2 seconds from now.
Other twackadelian: Dude you're T'Wired as fuck.
by RockinRobbie January 3, 2022
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Barbed wire Blowjob

When a girl with braces has a siezure while giving you a blowjob
Guy1: yeah this girl with braces was giving me head and then had a siezure ripping my dick apart
Guy2: damn bro you got a barbed wire blowjob
by Primitivebean March 15, 2022
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stoopid_wifey

An account on Instagram run by a short ass ginger. Usually posts about Attack on Titan, her cats, and God knows what else. Chaotic AS FUCK but just as funny. High key based af
Hey do you follow stoopid_wifey on Instagram?

Absolutely. Need my daily dose of fucking chaos
by alien_from_saturn March 30, 2022
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Gretchel wires

An android/micro USB charger that has been cut to expose the inner wires and then is subsequently used to absolutely rip a dab cartridge when a battery is unavailable
“Yo man, would you happen to have a battery I could borrow?

“Nah man, but I’m absolutely ripped off these gretchel wires, I got you
by Hooliganator April 15, 2022
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